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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Sneaky wheat berry, busted















I finally rounded the little sucker up and isolated him. then i took this photo. Then i ate him. He was very, very SWEET!

This is what they make "raw bread" from. You get one of these guys and a bunch of his friends together, grind em up a bit and then form loaves and dry in the sun. It's in the bible, I think. I could be wrong. I don't know much about the bible.

What he was trying to accomplish by infiltrating the lentils, I don't have the slightest clue. He died for his cause, I suppose. If his cause was to be eaten by me.

oh, i just had a horrible idea for a stop motion cartoon featuring sprouts as the stars.

Someone do this for me, I don't know how...

2 comments:

  1. ask google, they know all!! and will point ye in the right direction!!! psst! dont tell anyone what you are doing to the wheat berries, they will march in protest!!! heheheee

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  2. yeah, wheat berries aren't protected, haha. That's why they call it "guilt-free eating" hehe, and you thought it was just cuz it's low fat, har har!

    I could make a movie BUT (there's yer big but) I would much rather give someone else the idea and then THEY make a movie and I get to watch it. That, sir, is my plan. :D
    Cheers to you! i'm gonna go read your drivel now.

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