The S on my cape is a little frayed.
I'm supposed to dress for Halloween tomorrow at work. I have a black dress and wig and shoes and fake blood and red sequined slip and all kinds of things to wear, up to and including a black velvet collar with huge Rhinestones on it.
Do you see that? Do you see how I capitalized rhinestones? ugh. Stupid job! I capitalized everything now.
I was going to wear this strapless dress with the sequined slip underneath and the wig and make up, etc, but I think the sleeveless nature of the dress, did I say sleeveless? I meant strapless.

Well, well, well.
I just went to try on the dress and it fit, Lo and Behold I have lost a pound or two, because when I bought it, it was mightily snug.
I put it on, marvelling at the gorgeous strapless ruched up one side with long ribbons of it all, and realized I needed stockings. Maybe I could just wear the slip with the sequins and the leather jacket with some big black boots and pretend it's the exotic erotic ball.

Then I remembered where I work. It won't fly.
So, I went shopping.
I found a dress.
Oh, lordy, I found a dress.
floor length black satin, scoop neckline sleevless with spiderweb like beaded net over a buff bodice. GASP! IN MY SIZE. $30??? AWW, with a WRAP that is BEADED THE SAME, NET OVER BUFF!!!!!!.
I had to have it. I tried it on and it fit like a dream. The nice guy in line behind me for the dressing room zipped me up.
I also bought an 8 dollar dress just for the lucite and rhinestone buttons. Eight of them.
I cut the buttons off and left the dress there.

Now I'm not sure what to wear.
I'll probably be late for work tomorrow.
There will be photos, I assure you.